I Did it All for The Snuggie

For weeks now, I have been begging/whining/yearning for a Snuggie. You know, Snuggie: The Blanket with Sleeves.

So when Sharon, Matt and I ended up at Walgreen's at 3:00 AM, imagin our joy to find them available for significantly cheaper than they cost through the interwebs. But I have noticed that many people are not on the Snuggie bandwagon. @Ohrebecca, for example, has been an outspoken hater of the joy we have been experiencing with our new Snuggies. But let's consider the great benefits to the Snuggie.

1. You can wear it anywhere.

If you are comfortably seated on the couch but are called away for a minute, you do not have to put The Snuggie on the floor, or the end of the couch, or wherever. It comes with you. You stay warm. +1 Snuggie.

2. You look like a monk.

Monks are pious, or at least seem pious (depending upon the monk, I suppose). Snuggies make you look monk-like, which makes you look very peaceful and reflective. +1 Snuggie.

3. It has the best hospital gown quality.

Open back. This is epic. You can still moon people like you can with normal clothes, yet you get the warmth and style of ultra-soft fleece. +1 Snuggie.

4. You can wear as much or little as you want.

I hate pants, socks and shoes. My Snuggie accepts me for that and says "that's okay, you don't need to wear any of those. Just wear me." +1 Snuggie.

Finally, it is perfect for movie quotes. Replace your favorite noun with "The Snuggie" and you've got a great quote. Consider the following:

"Here's looking at you, Snuggie."

"We're not in The Snuggie anymore."

"I love the smell of The Snuggie in the morning."

"Every time a bell rings, an angel gets his Snuggie."

 "Show me the Snuggie!"

And finally, a dialogue:

"Do you want answers?"

"I want the Snuggie!"

"You can't handle the Snuggie!"

Understand now why I love the Snuggie?