After months of complaining about their poor service, I have finally taken the initiative to delete my Myspace account. I just got sick of all of the crap on there. This is a simulation of the friend requests on a given weekly check of my account:

"You have 4 new friend requests."

1. From HotSexyAnna121. "I've been thinking about you. Want to come watch me in my room?" Yeah right. Like anyone wants to use something as crappy as Myspace for porn. Geez. DELETE.

2. From CrappyGenericEmoBand. "We saw you liked Mae on your profile. You would totally dig us! Come check us out and put this huge banner on your site to tell all of your friends." Right. Like somehow you can determine what I'll like simply by a five-artist list on my profile. DELETE

3. From DJMcAverage. "I'm spinning a club in Pontiac this weekend. I can put you on the totally select VIP list if you just add me as your Myspace friend." What? How does being my Myspace friend translate as such? DELETE

4. From This Account Has Been Deleted because it is Spam. Thanks Myspace. Any reason your "delete spam" function doesn't delete the friend request from my inbox? DELETE

Great. You rock Myspace. You rock as hard as Chumbawumba. Yep. I went there.